Dottie is one of those thematic dresses. You know the type. Wearing an Easter sweater with eggs and bunnies for Easter. Christmas...

Blanche is here. And she's already downed three cups of Bettina's famous artisanal-bourbon-infused eggnog. Bettina does not want to hear...

This sweater feels like hay bales and sandpaper, but what is comfort compared to wearing something of great beauty? And oh how Perry...

They say successful people wear the same thing every day. Like Steve Jobs in that black turtleneck or President Obama in his gray or blue...

Jill is chill. Actually, that is a lie. Jill does her best to appear chill in spite of the numerous daily worries swirling inside her...

Sigrid is rather shy. She lives alone with her 14-year-old, three-legged Chihuahua, Mr. Nigel Poopers. Her biggest fear is that Nigel...

Bettina dropped off some Vote Forward letters at the post office yesterday. Then she headed over to The DQ for a reward Blizzard....

A woman once said to me "that outfit is almost too much." I laughed because a) I was dressed like a member of British Parliament and b)...

Does this look like the pulsating psychedelic upholstery of your acid flashbacks? Sure it does. And there's nothing wrong with that. This...

Bettina is headed to the virtual IBS Ball tonight. Honestly, she's relieved - not having to hear the sagas of lactose intolerance and...

Fantine wasn't born yesterday. She's jaded in the way that most French people are, which has always struck me as the reason they smoke....

It's voting season, motherfuckers, and you know what that means? Get out there and do your goddamned civic duty. If you're single or plan...

Sometimes I really want to be gauche and walk up to someone wearing fabulous vintage, grab their collar and look to see who made it,...

Toots is back at it. She's working the cargo planes, which isn't as fun as telling passengers to check their massive carry ons, plus...

Bettina had a come apart today. It's everything really. The psycho who's supposed to be running this country, the pandemic when she...

I love a vest. I have always loved vests, even when the fickle tides of fashion turned against me, even when I bordered on a shameful...

It's Labor Day and that means mother-daughter bonding time for Bettina and Quinn. They're off to a rough start after Bettina made Quinn...

Nothing says Abstinence Forever like a puritanical Laura Ashley onesie. I wish I still had the frilly Peter Pan collar blouse I wore...

Y'all know how much Bettina loves her raw veggies, but I never thought I'd see her wearing them on her person. She wore her radish dress...

Does the idea of watching other people look at clothes for hours excite you? You are not alone. I too find this passive activity...