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Dottie Does Democracy
Dottie is one of those thematic dresses. You know the type. Wearing an Easter sweater with eggs and bunnies for Easter. Christmas...
Kristine Lloyd
Jan 7, 20211 min read
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Don We Now Our Gay Apparel!
Blanche is here. And she's already downed three cups of Bettina's famous artisanal-bourbon-infused eggnog. Bettina does not want to hear...
Kristine Lloyd
Dec 23, 20201 min read
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The Itchy Tits Sacrifice
This sweater feels like hay bales and sandpaper, but what is comfort compared to wearing something of great beauty? And oh how Perry...
Kristine Lloyd
Dec 17, 20201 min read
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Are You a Mad Plaid or a Practical Genius?
They say successful people wear the same thing every day. Like Steve Jobs in that black turtleneck or President Obama in his gray or blue...
Kristine Lloyd
Dec 3, 20201 min read
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This Ain't Your Grandma's Quilt
Jill is chill. Actually, that is a lie. Jill does her best to appear chill in spite of the numerous daily worries swirling inside her...
Kristine Lloyd
Dec 1, 20201 min read
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When a Stranger Mows Your Lawn
Sigrid is rather shy. She lives alone with her 14-year-old, three-legged Chihuahua, Mr. Nigel Poopers. Her biggest fear is that Nigel...
Kristine Lloyd
Oct 21, 20201 min read
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The Life-Affirming Joy of a DQ Blizzard
Bettina dropped off some Vote Forward letters at the post office yesterday. Then she headed over to The DQ for a reward Blizzard....
Kristine Lloyd
Oct 16, 20201 min read
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Drama For Your Llama
A woman once said to me "that outfit is almost too much." I laughed because a) I was dressed like a member of British Parliament and b)...
Kristine Lloyd
Oct 14, 20201 min read
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Quinn's Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat
Does this look like the pulsating psychedelic upholstery of your acid flashbacks? Sure it does. And there's nothing wrong with that. This...
Kristine Lloyd
Oct 6, 20201 min read
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What to Wear to a Virtual Ball?
Bettina is headed to the virtual IBS Ball tonight. Honestly, she's relieved - not having to hear the sagas of lactose intolerance and...
Kristine Lloyd
Oct 2, 20201 min read
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Holy Hell. Pass the Cigarettes.
Fantine wasn't born yesterday. She's jaded in the way that most French people are, which has always struck me as the reason they smoke....
Kristine Lloyd
Oct 1, 20201 min read
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Don't Be An Asshole. Vote.
It's voting season, motherfuckers, and you know what that means? Get out there and do your goddamned civic duty. If you're single or plan...
Kristine Lloyd
Sep 28, 20201 min read
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Who Are You Wearing?
Sometimes I really want to be gauche and walk up to someone wearing fabulous vintage, grab their collar and look to see who made it,...
Kristine Lloyd
Sep 23, 20201 min read
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Toots Flies the Friendly Skies Again
Toots is back at it. She's working the cargo planes, which isn't as fun as telling passengers to check their massive carry ons, plus...
Kristine Lloyd
Sep 18, 20201 min read
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Tits Up or Bottoms Up?
Bettina had a come apart today. It's everything really. The psycho who's supposed to be running this country, the pandemic when she...
Kristine Lloyd
Sep 14, 20201 min read
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Say Yes to the Vest
I love a vest. I have always loved vests, even when the fickle tides of fashion turned against me, even when I bordered on a shameful...
Kristine Lloyd
Sep 8, 20201 min read
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Everybody's Working for the Weekend
It's Labor Day and that means mother-daughter bonding time for Bettina and Quinn. They're off to a rough start after Bettina made Quinn...
Kristine Lloyd
Sep 3, 20201 min read
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Who Wore It Better: Vestal Virgin or Sexy Sideboob?
Nothing says Abstinence Forever like a puritanical Laura Ashley onesie. I wish I still had the frilly Peter Pan collar blouse I wore...
Kristine Lloyd
Aug 27, 20201 min read
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Bettina in Her Ravishing Radishes
Y'all know how much Bettina loves her raw veggies, but I never thought I'd see her wearing them on her person. She wore her radish dress...
Kristine Lloyd
Aug 24, 20201 min read
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Do You Watch Shows For Clothes?
Does the idea of watching other people look at clothes for hours excite you? You are not alone. I too find this passive activity...
Kristine Lloyd
Aug 21, 20203 min read
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