Kristine LloydJan 7, 20211 minDottie Does DemocracyDottie is one of those thematic dresses. You know the type. Wearing an Easter sweater with eggs and bunnies for Easter. Christmas...
Kristine LloydDec 23, 20201 minDon We Now Our Gay Apparel! Blanche is here. And she's already downed three cups of Bettina's famous artisanal-bourbon-infused eggnog. Bettina does not want to hear...
Kristine LloydDec 17, 20201 minThe Itchy Tits Sacrifice This sweater feels like hay bales and sandpaper, but what is comfort compared to wearing something of great beauty? And oh how Perry...
Kristine LloydDec 3, 20201 minAre You a Mad Plaid or a Practical Genius? They say successful people wear the same thing every day. Like Steve Jobs in that black turtleneck or President Obama in his gray or blue...
Kristine LloydDec 1, 20201 minThis Ain't Your Grandma's QuiltJill is chill. Actually, that is a lie. Jill does her best to appear chill in spite of the numerous daily worries swirling inside her...
Kristine LloydOct 21, 20201 minWhen a Stranger Mows Your Lawn Sigrid is rather shy. She lives alone with her 14-year-old, three-legged Chihuahua, Mr. Nigel Poopers. Her biggest fear is that Nigel...
Kristine LloydOct 16, 20201 minThe Life-Affirming Joy of a DQ BlizzardBettina dropped off some Vote Forward letters at the post office yesterday. Then she headed over to The DQ for a reward Blizzard....
Kristine LloydOct 14, 20201 minDrama For Your LlamaA woman once said to me "that outfit is almost too much." I laughed because a) I was dressed like a member of British Parliament and b)...
Kristine LloydOct 6, 20201 minQuinn's Amazing Technicolor Dream CoatDoes this look like the pulsating psychedelic upholstery of your acid flashbacks? Sure it does. And there's nothing wrong with that. This...
Kristine LloydOct 2, 20201 minWhat to Wear to a Virtual Ball?Bettina is headed to the virtual IBS Ball tonight. Honestly, she's relieved - not having to hear the sagas of lactose intolerance and...
Kristine LloydOct 1, 20201 minHoly Hell. Pass the Cigarettes.Fantine wasn't born yesterday. She's jaded in the way that most French people are, which has always struck me as the reason they smoke....
Kristine LloydSep 28, 20201 minDon't Be An Asshole. Vote. It's voting season, motherfuckers, and you know what that means? Get out there and do your goddamned civic duty. If you're single or plan...
Kristine LloydSep 23, 20201 min Who Are You Wearing? Sometimes I really want to be gauche and walk up to someone wearing fabulous vintage, grab their collar and look to see who made it,...
Kristine LloydSep 18, 20201 minToots Flies the Friendly Skies AgainToots is back at it. She's working the cargo planes, which isn't as fun as telling passengers to check their massive carry ons, plus...
Kristine LloydSep 14, 20201 minTits Up or Bottoms Up?Bettina had a come apart today. It's everything really. The psycho who's supposed to be running this country, the pandemic when she...
Kristine LloydSep 8, 20201 minSay Yes to the VestI love a vest. I have always loved vests, even when the fickle tides of fashion turned against me, even when I bordered on a shameful...
Kristine LloydSep 3, 20201 minEverybody's Working for the WeekendIt's Labor Day and that means mother-daughter bonding time for Bettina and Quinn. They're off to a rough start after Bettina made Quinn...
Kristine LloydAug 27, 20201 minWho Wore It Better: Vestal Virgin or Sexy Sideboob?Nothing says Abstinence Forever like a puritanical Laura Ashley onesie. I wish I still had the frilly Peter Pan collar blouse I wore...
Kristine LloydAug 24, 20201 minBettina in Her Ravishing Radishes Y'all know how much Bettina loves her raw veggies, but I never thought I'd see her wearing them on her person. She wore her radish dress...
Kristine LloydAug 21, 20203 minDo You Watch Shows For Clothes?Does the idea of watching other people look at clothes for hours excite you? You are not alone. I too find this passive activity...