Dottie is one of those thematic dresses. You know the type. Wearing an Easter sweater with eggs and bunnies for Easter. Christmas sweaters galore, matching Christmas tree earrings that light up, you know, the whole shebang. Pretty sure she is still a virgin.
Dottie decided to dress up for democracy today. To show her spirit and optimism in spite of the depraved Clan of the Cave Bear activities that went on yesterday. Dottie likes order and civility and fairness. I told her I think we are screwed and it's just a matter of time before there's another crazed Hitler type. But Dottie prefers to keep on the sunny side of life. And everyone needs a friend like that to balance out the little mind gremlins that eat away at our sanity. Or is that just me?
We need more Dotties!