Say Yes to the Vest

I love a vest. I have always loved vests, even when the fickle tides of fashion turned against me, even when I bordered on a shameful Don't. Well, vests are back in style this year, so get one before they go back out. Here's why you need a vest:

1. They add a fun texture/print to your outfit without a lot of bulk.

2. If you cannot button your shirt over your big boobies, that vest will hide the gap.

3. Same goes with stains. You don't need to wash your shirt. Just put on a vest.

4. You want to role play naughty Catholic schoolgirl.

5. Can't quite fasten that top button on your skinny jeans? You know what to do. Maybe it's Maybelline. Maybe it's the vest.