Bettina in Her Ravishing Radishes

Y'all know how much Bettina loves her raw veggies, but I never thought I'd see her wearing them on her person. She wore her radish dress today, and then, on theme, left tiny baskets of radishes on our doorsteps, along with a container of broccoli-scented hand sanitizer, which actually smells like B.O.

She's on the hunt for monogrammed Hazmat suits, so we can return to work soon. I asked if I could instead wear one of those metallic sauna suits, so I could protect myself and drop a few LBs at the same time. She hasn't gotten back to me yet. $20 says she's gonna send me more raw veggies.