Come Fly With Me
Toots is back. Theresa-May "Toots" McTuttle may not be flying the friendly skies right now, but she still insists on proper attire. In fact, she does not miss the affront of daily fashion atrocities that occur in the airport. She actually put a note in the suggestion box at Seatac, that TSA might consider issuing citations to those wearing low thread count spandex.
Toots isn't perfect though. Don't let that handbag fool you. It holds up to 20 mini bottles of Baileys Irish Cream. She's wedded to her nightly ritual of espresso martinis at bathtime with People magazine. The espresso made more sense when she was flying red-eyes, but she's mastering Sudoku with all that free time.