Warning: This Dress Could Catch Fire

Trixie is headed out to a big gala tonight for the Peyronie's Foundation. Her company donates at the Weiner's Circle level, so VIP access to unlimited pigs-in-a-blanket and Cosmos.

She made her dress out of old mylar running blankets. It is highly flammable, so no reason to iron it.

Little known fact: Trixie is a distant relative of Alexis Carrington Colby, though rarely acknowledged after her brief stint with PETA and the alleged fox fur hat incident.